Rubber-Donkey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Biggest Fear]

Dammit,

If the term 'jumping the shark' means anything to you, then you did it about 2 episodes ago. Seriously, people agree that this is officially old. Look at all the bad reviews! one got 9/13 for helpfulness for christ sake! Honestly, one more of these, unless it is a conclusion episode could well and truely sink you.

[Samuri part1:agents smith]

Pooey.

The agent looks like he's 80, and he pumps the handgun like a shotgun, which is fucking stupid, plus you can't spell. Run run, as fast as you can.. Off a cliff..

[Bunjees]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Some of 'em were great, some of 'em weren't, but over all it was a damn kick-ass hilarious flash :D

[Teal Man Adv.]

Ok,

I figured it out. A bunch of boxes fell into a river and became a super water-box man. He then traveled to black-and-white scetch land, where he met the I-Madness-Robot, A cross between the robot from I robot and one of those guys from madness. They became friends. The madness guy used his super x-men powers to make a fire, and the water-box-man used his water-god powers to make a bowl of water. They talked inaudibly through the night, each pretending to know what the other was saying. He then opened a portal to the water-world, not unlike that in the movie, Water World, where he gets ready for his next adventure, *water world theme plays* So theres my amazing analysis, just like you asked.

fathamburger responds:

That was quite an entertaining read.

[Halo: The Escape]

Nice job,

But I must point out a few inacuracies :P The Halo 1 fragmentation grenade is smoothe, like an egg, it dosn't have bumps on it. The one in Halo 2 does, but it's green. Elites don't use plasma pistols, they use plasma rifles or needlers. The needler isn't that color. Flood spores explode into yellow mist, they don't have red blood :P Plus the SMGs, which I'm assuming are based on the SMGs from halo 2, are brown, and look entirely different. The covenant wouldn't have a sign writen in english, their symbols look like circles and lines, and Covenant flying units are called Banshees. And last but not least, the master chief is green. But, since you've played the game, I'm asuming you already knew all of this and were just too lazy to change it. So, Kudos on a nice job.

[Kermit Kombat 2 ep 3]

My God...

When I saw Kermit Kombat on the front page.. God, it was like losing everything you've ever loved, then having it all bought back at once. By Santa. With ice-cream :D KK is one of my most favourite series, I've been waiting YEARS (If it's been that long) for this to come out. Thank you SO MUCH. Now to go watch it :)

[Tsunami - How U Can Help!]

Complete obvious lack of skill

No show of talent at all, just that you're manipulative of peoples feelings. That you would use the disaster to get a flash past judgment because you can't do it through plain effort is just sad.

RedNaw responds:

actually im making 2 flash movies at the same time, and ive already made some. this was just a short movie to get people to donate.

[Violence in Retro Games]

Yay

It's so releiving to see a terd of the week that isn't about hentai! Every single week, "super hentai girls" "asian anime sluts" "mega manga porn" but finaly something decent! Very nice job, this was pretty damn good. Can't wait for what's next :D

[You are dreaming.]

heh,

Pretty cool, could've used more snazzy patterns n' stuff but, was interesting enough.

PureCarnage responds:

Yeah, but that was a lot of work just to get that done, if I pulled off what my true vision was for this, it would be years before it was completed.

Glad you enjoyed.

[Funny Head]

Heh,

Now this is quality work. Very nicely done. Smooth animation with matching sound effects, with basic yet enjoyable graphics, with crude yet nice humour. Keep up the excellent work :)

SergeantLedge responds:

Thanks man... this submission seems to be a love hate thing. I'm getting a combination of "CRAP!" and "EXCELLENT!"