Rubber-Donkey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stress to Peace]

Hmm,

Sorry to pull the sportlight away from you, but I'd like to explain a little something about my self so you can better understand why I disslike this movie..
I'm a rather shabby student, I can see imminent failure in my life slowly creeping closer, never really tried at anything, to achieve anything. But once, in a media class I was in, we had a particular project, and somehow I was inspired to give it my all, to put in so much effort to make it good. I remembered seeing movies from previous years, all the best ones good enough to show, and I thought, I wanted mine to be one of those, something to be remembered by. So as I said, I worked incredibly hard to orgainise my group, get all filming done.
And we did. Every shot was complete, it was all layed out. Then, my editor, had second thoughts about the movie. He wanted it to be, how he wanted it. I specifically put no music in the movie untill the very end, since everyone else drowned theirs in music, this was to be a very original movie. But since he couldn't have it his way, he refused to work on it, and left me to edit. I wasn't very experience in the field, so it turned out choppy. It was a huge dissapointment.
Then, on the premier day, the teacher told me the editor had handed in another version and that it was "much better" than mine. I knew nothing of this, and without even asking me, he showed this version to the class. The movie was completely out of order, all meaning was lost, he put "clubbed to death" the song in this movie in it, completely innapropriate and the editor had stuck his name all over the credits. The one thing I wanted to be remember for was gone.
I was furious. But, the thing to notice is that the teacher and the eidtor were both jewish, so I have forever since had a strong anti-semetic outlook. This movie, having clubbed to death, and images of Nazis, just tipped me over.
Sorry for going on but I thought you deserved an explaination.

S-K responds:

What are you trying to say? You think I'm jewish and you hate those jews from before? lol

But seriously, songs can have different meanings for different people so thanks for going to the time to explain that I guess.

As for the flunking a Media course well it comes down to the same it does with a lot of things in life... how much do you want something? And what are you willing to do to get it? It sounds to me the 'Jew' who screwed you over was so determined he was selfish... but that's why group work with people you have doubts about normally sucks, there's always that chance they'll screw you over...

Not really the place for this subject but, if what interests you means anything to you, never stop trying to acheieve it no matter what tries to fuck it up.

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising when we fall"

Nelson Mandela

[Teal Man Adv.]

Ok,

I figured it out. A bunch of boxes fell into a river and became a super water-box man. He then traveled to black-and-white scetch land, where he met the I-Madness-Robot, A cross between the robot from I robot and one of those guys from madness. They became friends. The madness guy used his super x-men powers to make a fire, and the water-box-man used his water-god powers to make a bowl of water. They talked inaudibly through the night, each pretending to know what the other was saying. He then opened a portal to the water-world, not unlike that in the movie, Water World, where he gets ready for his next adventure, *water world theme plays* So theres my amazing analysis, just like you asked.

fathamburger responds:

That was quite an entertaining read.

[Tsunami - How U Can Help!]

Complete obvious lack of skill

No show of talent at all, just that you're manipulative of peoples feelings. That you would use the disaster to get a flash past judgment because you can't do it through plain effort is just sad.

RedNaw responds:

actually im making 2 flash movies at the same time, and ive already made some. this was just a short movie to get people to donate.

[You are dreaming.]

heh,

Pretty cool, could've used more snazzy patterns n' stuff but, was interesting enough.

PureCarnage responds:

Yeah, but that was a lot of work just to get that done, if I pulled off what my true vision was for this, it would be years before it was completed.

Glad you enjoyed.

[Funny Head]

Heh,

Now this is quality work. Very nicely done. Smooth animation with matching sound effects, with basic yet enjoyable graphics, with crude yet nice humour. Keep up the excellent work :)

SergeantLedge responds:

Thanks man... this submission seems to be a love hate thing. I'm getting a combination of "CRAP!" and "EXCELLENT!"

['Ask Jerome' collection]

Hmm, that was pretty good

But the "My brother hits me" email came up for like 6 other emails. WHY?

48Prong responds:

they didnt used to be all the same image. but like the disclaimer at the beginning says...

[honey roasted peanut 2]

WOO!

That was brilliant!!!

OrangeClock responds:

oh stop i'm blushing

[Adventures of Playfull 2]

WOO!

I hate people like that! When she walked on I was like "aww, fuck, i don't want a character like that in the cartoon" then i remembered she was standing next to a cliff :) well done!

Mek1985 responds:

the bitch got boofed, hoe

[One-Way Trip]

heh,

I reckonise some of ur shit from that thing "the woman machine" u made, like the lady and the terrodactle. Saw that like 3 years ago. Oh well, that was an interesting flash.

Ranxx responds:

Holy cats. I can't believe you noticed that. You are one perceptive donkey. I used the dinosaur, 3d girl, the running girl and the girl in the city all from the Woman Machine project. I suppose I should release that stupid thing. It's kinda whack but I did work on it for a long time. Anyway I'm impressed with your memory and thanks for the review.

[Star Wars Spoof]

hmm,

you fucking ass raping donkey liking dick fucking cock raping ass mother fucking luke fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........fuck your mum you loser

Nickoteen responds:

Is there even an intellegent thought behind this?