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[(2006) Trapper!]

This episode was really sinister,

him trying to kill the guy he's been with all day.. I loved it. The traditional gory style was soo refreshing... And another salad inclusion! The first movie I saw of yours was about salad :) Great job..

[Biography: Master Chief]

Yes,

A real PUNCH IN THE BALLS from halo 2, which noone seems to touch on, since it's not interesting :P, is the fact that the makers don't even seem to know what the hell the story's about. You know how nerds like to point out mistakes made after an entire series of startrek? Bungie managed to make more of them with one sequel. The real 'sequel' to halo was the novel 'first strike' and if you ever read it, which you probably wont, you'll want to shoot bungie for massacaring the plot. Just wanted to say that, the flash was great to, comedy wasn't VERY original but entertaining none the less. Excellent work.

[RuneScape Chao #1]

Umm,

Have you played runescape? Not that anyone should think less of you for not, but.. The only thing runescape about that was the swords... Peril and Heretic, Hero were nice, but I don't know why they were in there... I get the story line and all, but I don't really get the movie...

[Stress to Peace]

Hmm,

Sorry to pull the sportlight away from you, but I'd like to explain a little something about my self so you can better understand why I disslike this movie..
I'm a rather shabby student, I can see imminent failure in my life slowly creeping closer, never really tried at anything, to achieve anything. But once, in a media class I was in, we had a particular project, and somehow I was inspired to give it my all, to put in so much effort to make it good. I remembered seeing movies from previous years, all the best ones good enough to show, and I thought, I wanted mine to be one of those, something to be remembered by. So as I said, I worked incredibly hard to orgainise my group, get all filming done.
And we did. Every shot was complete, it was all layed out. Then, my editor, had second thoughts about the movie. He wanted it to be, how he wanted it. I specifically put no music in the movie untill the very end, since everyone else drowned theirs in music, this was to be a very original movie. But since he couldn't have it his way, he refused to work on it, and left me to edit. I wasn't very experience in the field, so it turned out choppy. It was a huge dissapointment.
Then, on the premier day, the teacher told me the editor had handed in another version and that it was "much better" than mine. I knew nothing of this, and without even asking me, he showed this version to the class. The movie was completely out of order, all meaning was lost, he put "clubbed to death" the song in this movie in it, completely innapropriate and the editor had stuck his name all over the credits. The one thing I wanted to be remember for was gone.
I was furious. But, the thing to notice is that the teacher and the eidtor were both jewish, so I have forever since had a strong anti-semetic outlook. This movie, having clubbed to death, and images of Nazis, just tipped me over.
Sorry for going on but I thought you deserved an explaination.

S-K responds:

What are you trying to say? You think I'm jewish and you hate those jews from before? lol

But seriously, songs can have different meanings for different people so thanks for going to the time to explain that I guess.

As for the flunking a Media course well it comes down to the same it does with a lot of things in life... how much do you want something? And what are you willing to do to get it? It sounds to me the 'Jew' who screwed you over was so determined he was selfish... but that's why group work with people you have doubts about normally sucks, there's always that chance they'll screw you over...

Not really the place for this subject but, if what interests you means anything to you, never stop trying to acheieve it no matter what tries to fuck it up.

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising when we fall"

Nelson Mandela

[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

Cool

I still like this series, but be careful.. Always listen to your reviews.. When people tell you you're going stale, don't take it lightly, the ones who lose interest first are often your best fans, the kind you don't want to loose. Just promise you wont turn out like IllWillPress. Now I'm trying to be as helpful as possible so don't blow me out with 'no's. Quality submission, keep it up, I hope ;)

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

Hmm,

You have got to be the only one sad enough to blame the crap they think of on a squiril. It's obviously YOU who feels it necesary to talk about this useless crap, but you blame the squiril of your own creation. "Foamy goes on a rant" ? What, have you dipped into some kind of sad insanity? It's not Foamy's fault he rants on about this crap, it's yours and the shit you think! So how about you stand up to it and stop hiding behind a fictional cartoon character!

[Forsaken - Episode 1]

Noo!

You MUST continue this, I love it way too much. I will not be happy until this is a complete series. The style was so smoothe and clean cut and the soudtrack was absolutely awesome. Make. More.

[Completely Random 4]

Awesome

Excellent animation, lots of good effects and got a few laughs out of me too :) music was hell'anoying though >:(

[Bright Eyes]

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I beleive in blood for blood, ten fold. I'm Australian, so I have no reason to be patriotically american, but when a country bombs the U.S, it has a big fat nuke coming to it.

[Napoleon Toadamite]

argh,

you should have given up when you realised you couldn't draw (not to say anything about my own drawing) it looked horrible. As hard as I tried to picture it as Napoleon it just didn't come. All I was seeing was a very poor quality, ugly, expressionless mushroom with glasses with the voice of a little kid. I havn't actually seen napoeon, but the napoleon skin in interactive buddy pretty much filled me in on its form of humor and there isn't really much you can do with it other than throw it around like in that kill numa numa movie, that was an excellent Napoleon inclusion. You're probably better off with original material. Louder, faster, and more mature (no kids voices).