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[StickMan Sam - Part 1]

Well, let's see,

"Overall" is not necessarily an average... Overall, I see, is how you feel after the game is done.. Now, how does a game with everything just about perfect, manage to squeeze a feeling out of me that would result in my overall being a "0"? Who'dve thought it would be such a very little thing? How about fucking up the controls you stupid son of a bitch! WASD. The arrangement of keys made specifically to make typing difficult for type writers typing too quickly during the early 1900s. Using it for "control" I suppose it mildly appropriate if the ARROW KEYS, the keys DESIGNED for direction, happen to be too close to other keys, but when it would take no extra effort, and I know it wouldn't as I have a friend who works with scripting, to simply apply it to the arrows and your WASD for whatever reason you wanted to do it in the first place, you're just screwing up a great freakin' game. Good job (sarcastic and unsarcastic)

io3creations responds:

Well, let's see... you're really funny.

If you have looked before you spoke you would've noticed that you can change the keys. Second, as many people pointed out, WASD keys are used in a lot of shooting games both computer (e.g. Battlefield) and web games (e.g. Heli Attack) as the default movement keys. So there you have it. Have a nice day :)

[HoverBot]

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I enjoyed the instruction menu more than the game..

TrueDarkness responds:

Thats pretty ironic because the instruction menu is all about the game so I suggest you recap your thoughts and put them together before you write a logical review.

[Halo: Fragging Flood 4.0]

Hmm,

I've played all versions of this as they've come out and I really don't know what happened with this one. It's kinda a step backwards. Same background as number 3 only a different wepon and a new flood-spore, which looks no better than the rest you've made. The pistols fires like a shot gun which is stupid, and you're arm isn't a spartan's. You should have stuck with the idea in number 2 of using infected flood forms. Plus we are still yet to see ANY frag grenades, which is unexpected for a game called FRAGGING flood. Oh well, maybe the release of Halo 2 will give you some inspiration to make a completely different kind of halo game. Oh yeh, and in all your preloaders you had a blue bar on the left side of the screen. I can tell that is supposed to be the blue light that passes behing the word loading in the halo loading screen, but it just sits there in your preloader. You realy should have found a way to make that work...

Open-sketchbook responds:

You cannot test preloaders of your own flash. I'm still figuring it out. I thought the graphic had improved. As for the combat forms, I'm trying to code it. Its a bitch, but it looks incredible. You will be able to blow away it's body armour to attack it's body, and shoot it's helmat to expose the head. As for the new marine arm, it is because I am working on a story based version for this and it features marines instead of Spartans. Thank you for your concerns.

[Sprite tutorial 1.1]

Holly shit!

I can't beleive this things score is 2.45!! Wtf!? And 1.0? I'd say that is a major spelling mistake. More like 87.3, seeing as there have been about a million sprite tutorials. This is only sucessful because thirty-five old nintendo fans love it.

swizard responds:

O.o , you really don't have brains.
Do you ?
1.0 stands for the version
Not for the number ...
So NO it's NOT a spelling mistake
Your one.
Oops shouldn't insult your mother.

[Make your own Gun. Part 1]

brr,

that was the most anoying preloader in the world. dont u ever do that again. the gun parts didnt come together well, that was anoying, but the gun with the wooden bit on it, u did a better job of the body than i did with my one, but the ends of my aks were way better. The idea was good, but its just too messy and not very entertaining. oh well, part two could be cool.

ZpLiNtEh responds:

dont worry man i wont use that preloader EVER AGAIN!!! it sux i know but it was the only .fla loader i could get i tries re-downloading the NG.com loader but my comp meesed up so it didnt work. bummer... eneway part two will be a little different...